December 2011
291 posts
Am officially horribly sick right before Jude and I get to celebrate our first NYE alone together. Trust me.
Super stressed and over it all. Just want to sleep forever.
Penguin parade tonight then off to Jude’s parents tomorrow. Thank goodness, they’re much easier to handle than mine.
Photo requests?
I AM HORNY AND JUDE IS SNORING. BOO.
Materialistic wish list that makes me feel horrible before I even post it:
- leather Brando jacket
- new skate shoes
- million occult books
- new shaving brush
- record player
- records
- band patches for battle jacket
- hat from city hatters
- new jeans
- Casio watch
Anonymous asked: What did you get for Christmas?!
Going into the city today, meet up with mates, have a bite to eat and do some shopping. Fun!
Joseph: now that you follow me on tumblr I hereby apologize for all TMI’s, naked hairy men, giant penises and other things that aren’t breasts. Sincerely, your giant queer brother.
Don’t cry. You’re not 12 anymore, they don’t have any control over your life. It’s their problem that they yelled at you. It’s not your fault. Repeat.
When your dad has a fridge full of beer and tells you to have your fill, then puts a bottle of wild turkey in front of you.
I was messy last night. Oops.
Anonymous asked: Your brother is cute!
My brother is here! He gave me a moustache mug! I am so happy! My brother! My heart is exploding!
I’m officially spoilt!
- iStubble trimmer (no more guards!)
- hip flask set (yes!!!)
- nerf bandolier kit from Quin
- spencer name bear from Jackson
Melbourne weather. Lightning and rain, freezing wind after a humid scorcher of a day. I lied, this is the last post.
Last post of the evening: New Years Resolutions
- Quit smoking cigarettes forever
- Get buff. HUGE.
- Create anon sexy time tumblr.
- Learn to love myself.
I’m supposed to be asleep right now but I can’t sleep. It’s too hot here even though I’m naked with no sheet on, and it’s Christmas tomorrow so I’m kind of stressing out by default.
Today ended up being ok. Quintin got a little better, I got to make my Dad smile with pride again, even had a D&M with him which has never happened before. We told jokes with my...
windowintomymind asked: i was wondering if you've had any health complications from being on T? my parents are scared that if i start T i'll get sick or something.
We can’t put milk out in Australia. It’s the height of summer and it would curdle before the hour was out. Sometimes we leave Santa a beer, but we figure he’d probably have his fill and he still has to drive the sleigh.
Anonymous asked: I notice you are pretty buff. Have you always been fit? Or did your transition help at all with that?
I fucking love this part of Christmas when you have a child. The ritual of putting a carrot out for the reindeer, water and cookies for Santa, laying out the Santa sacks and reading a Christmas bedtime story.
I fucking love it. It will be magic tomorrow morning!!!
This is a bit full on. My sisters boyfriend is a total imbecile, I’ve got a migraine and Quin is being a little challenging. Can’t wait till my brother gets here tomorrow and we can have a few beers together.
Am in Deniliquin for a stop over on the way to Melbourne. Horrible doesn’t quite express how I’m feeling about it all - I don’t have enough beer to be able to cope with this adequately.
Seeya Newcastle!
Ungodly hour to be awake and dressed. Off to have Christmas!
Besides from last minute things I have to do before we leave at 5am tomorrow, I’m FINISHED preparing the cat/family/house for our trip(s)!
Why must it be so hot and sweaty today when I have a bazillion things to do? Especially because I have to go and get papers out of the car and clean out the glovebox in preperation for leaving at dawn’s crack tomorrow morning.
Things left to do:
Set up Kurt’s litter and food, leave instructions for mate that’s looking after her
Vacuum floors
Mop floors
Change all our pillow...
Lol, did not expect that site to be so prompt; apparently my glasses were shipped yesterday! I’ve had them sent to Jude’s work as we will be away and I kinda need them to be here when we get back.
Wish they would miraculously arrive today so I could have them already and wear new glasses for Christmas.
93 push ups this week. That’s an improvement of 15 push ups from last week!
My friend and mentor has recently had surgery to remove stomach cancer. It was quite a shock to hear he had been diagnosed, as he is the strongest man I know. Healthy although he’s been living with HIV for more than a decade.
They think they’ve got it all out though, so that’s promising.
I went and saw him for the first time today. He cried and hugged me. This man is tall, and...
I’ve gained some new followers recently, ask me some stuff. Tell me about yourself. How did you find my tumblr? How are you?
What do you want for Christmas if you celebrate?